Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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