If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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