I want to have your abortion
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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