gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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