My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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