spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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