So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Randomize
