i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
A+ Viking dick
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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