he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
