party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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