Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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