Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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