It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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