I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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