I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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