Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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