I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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