Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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