dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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