My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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