btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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