I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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