I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
