Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
