she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Success! We fucked roommates!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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