I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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