yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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