I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
