nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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