Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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