I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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