I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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