Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to jail i love you
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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