got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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