I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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