Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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