dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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