My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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