Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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