im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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