Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There are leaves in my underwear?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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