Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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