so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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