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(231): View more from Michigan

I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Either way, he made a blog for his cat.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.

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(660): View more from Missouri

hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?

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yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward

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(705): View more from Ontario

So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.

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