"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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