Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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