I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
meet me or not, i'm out of control
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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