I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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