On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
