I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
This toilet bowl is my home.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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