So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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